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Friday, March 31, 2006
4:46 pm

sup man.................
its been almost 11 motherfucking days since i last wrote any shit.............
lot of things have been happening in my life for the 11 days...............
went overseas to perth to visit my uncle..................
had to fucking cut short the trip due to some technical lanjiao difficulties with my fucking supervisor......................
but had a blast there man..................
went for an actual street racing competitioon and man was it fucking AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its like every car lovers dream to be there...............
the cars were fucking gorgeous man.........................
got pictures and stuff..................
will post it for every dick out ther to drool over.................
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways, before that went for a gig at a church called 3RD PLACE......................
fucking awesome gig man....................
one of the best ive ever been to.................
ok man.............
gotta run will update more later.......................

Tuesday, March 21, 2006
9:52 am

YIPPIE KAY YAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sup pple?!?!?!?
its been some time since i last wrote about crap..............
hmmmm......................
wonder whether my fans missed me or not?
first and foremost, No Direction is playing at Bangkok, Thailand.......
wish them all the best man!!!!!!!!!!
fucking ROCKSTARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so wads new in my life some asked??????
nothing much except that ive got like 2 more fucking weeks till im done with this piece of crap called TEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
next thing, i went down to ian's performance at hougang mall, Metal Wars and man was i impressed with the line-up there.............
but it cost me 10 FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ian was sessioning for his friends band and the first song they covered was Laid To Rest by Lamb Of God.............
man it was good..............
we went there with few friends which included me, ian, john sammy boy and sherminator..........
the last band was kinda good considering the fact that they covered 8 Lamb Of God songs..........
the vocalist was a friend of mine and man i didnt know how he got the balls to cover 8 MOTHERFUCKING songs........
BUT IT WAS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then faiz(robocop) acme along and we then made our way to Esplanade for some SkaFest.........
it was hell of a time at the damn SkaFest...................
met a few pple there like vin, ken, his gal, aidi(of all pple) and faz(IC)...........................
damn it was jam-packed and the pple went wild................
the last band to play was from malaysia called Gerhana Skacinta and damn were they good..........
ok, now onto the school stuff.................
man, i owe Shah a super big favour after he did my flash for me and it was kinda exceeded my expectations man..........................
leaving soon this friday for perth to visit my aunt.............
damn aint i having a blast of a time man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so i shall update this LANJIAO blog again after im back from THE LAND DOWN UNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's all folks!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, March 10, 2006
9:03 am

YIPPIE KAY YAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sup jackasses....................
its been quite a while since i last wrote an entry for my fucking useless, seldom-read blog..............
muahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i had a lot of compliments from friends abt the piece on the 101 rules of Black Metal...............
BLACK METAL RULES MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nothing much to talk abt except for fucking shitty projects and fucked-up teachers attitude towards dear ol' me........................
bloody projects taking a fucking toll on me man with the additional internal project comin' along and shit...............
feeling fucked up coz SHIT HAPPENS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bila-bila takda kalah.........................
nothing much to talk abt nowadays coz the days seems to past with little or no incidents worth mentioning....................
been fucking slacking at ROCK KINGDOM EATING HOUSE every fucking nite of the week.........
looks like i'll be eligible for a loyalty card pretty soon.............
lol..............
been getting lots of flak from so-called "friends" due to my errant and eccentric behavior the past few days......................
WELL FUCK THEM AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK THE DAMN WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CIAO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006
9:20 am

YIPPIE KAI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
okok.....
i noe i havent been blogging recently but the reason is plain simple i aint fucking bothered man!!!!!!!
btw my tep phase is gonna end soon in another 6 more lanjiao weeks and i cant wait man.........
TEP is making me bloddy brain-dead every single shitty day.......
my good fren Mr. Shariq of The Wreckage is gonna leave in a few hours to India where he belongs man...............
gonna miss his chicken ass mouth cus it aint ever shut!!!!!!
i gave him some advice on wad to do and wad not to do in India.............
hope he doesnt run into any trouble while in my Motherland man...........
just hope he doesnt come back with this piece of news that he has gotten married while in India cuz hes gonna be there for 2 whole mths.........
cant jumpa at Rock Kingdom anymore...................
i just remember a fucking dumb stunt he pulled a few days back which involed Chilli Padi........
now thinking abt it makes me wanna laugh shit out of every orifice of my body...............
Mr Shariq ordered a Maggi Goreng Pedas Gila Babi and man did he fucking suffer all the way..........
he was literally crying man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that entitles for a fucking laugh!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he literally ate a chilli padi and man did he and Ian get a kick up their groins!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
enuff said....................
im fucking bored and i shall see my fans pretty soon..............
dedicated to Mr Shariq: THE FEELING'S DELIGHTFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, February 13, 2006
10:29 am

sup pple?!?!?!?!?
hows life treating u goddamn motherfuckers yah?????
lifes been good for me for the past weekend..............
wont say much except i had a bloody good date man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wont give out the details and shit abt the date except to few close friends..........
anyway it was Ian's birthday yesterday and he finally turned fuckin 20 man!!!!!!!!!
still got long way to go man!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway happy b-day to u again dude!!!!!!!!!
btw 'The Wreckage' has just released their EP man and i cant wait to get my bloody hands on a copy coz i heard its fucking awesome man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tols Shariq to reserve a copy for me man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nothin much to say today as i can finally bloody slack for the next few days as i have already submitted my bllody reports and stuff..........
just waiting for the nexty stopover.........
can hear FSRC beckoning me already but hell i am already missing CRM CC2 man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok gotta ciao so see u guys later...............

Thursday, February 09, 2006
5:05 pm

101 rules of Black metal

1. Don't be gay.
2. Be "true".
3. All people who aren’t "true" are gay.
4. Be grim.
5. Be necro.
6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible.
7. Break things while being grim and necro.
8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed.
9. Repeat all above while denouncing organized religion in any form.
10. Never ever, EVER under ANY circumstances...
11. ...Listen to Peccatum.
12. When someone asks you if you enjoy the music of Mayhem, point out that you only enjoy the music of "the true" Mayhem. Maniac is gay.
13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn".
14. Don't be Dani Filth.
15. Never, ever, under any circumstances utter the phrase "Kenny G slams, man."
16. Don't be Dani Filth.
17. When your mom tells you to take out the garbage tell her that you're too metal to remove refuse.
18. Run for it!
19. Sodomize a virgin whore.
20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!)
21. Make sure your album goes out of print about 3 years after its release... so it becomes 'cult'.
22. When in doubt, say "True Norwiegian Black Metal!"
23. If that doesn't work, blast beats can fill any silence.
24. Turn any cross you find upside-down.
25. Nipple twisting is not a blackmetal activity..
26. Write a cult, underground, grim and necro zine. Feature only interviews with bands no one has heard of, even "true" blackmetallers.
27. Never ever, EVER, EVER be open-minded.
28. Never write songs less than 15 minutes long and containing less than 15 adjectives in the title.
29. a) paint face. b) go in woods. c) act like troll.
30. Don't be Mortiis (or Dani Filth).
31. Don't wear white shoes after Labor Day.
32. Don't make jokes only your mom would get.
33. Don't make jokes.
34. When in doubt, scowl with eyes downturned.
35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps.
36. To producers of black metal albums: remember...no low end! If it doesn't hurt to listen to, it can't be "true".
37. Make sure that no less than half of the musicians on your album are "session" members.
38. When in concert, always growl names of songs so that they are imperceptible. This will ensure that anyone who doesn't have your "cult" LP won't get it.
39. Never play live.
40. When getting ready to go to a show, completely forget that the other people there are not going to the show to look at you.
41. Use barbed wire whenever possible. (Note: this assists in being both "necro" and "grim".)
42. When asked by a non true BMer what BM is, say something like, "BM is the raw essence of pure black evil in man", in any case, make sure that by the conversations end, the other person still has no idea what black metal is.
43. Drive one of your band members to suicide, and claim he died because of the "mainstream" "infecting" the "scene".
44. Reform with "old members" and release an album intended to produce commercial success.
45. When it flops say that you meant it to fail cause anything less wouldn't be "true".
46. Have a side project. Ensure that all other members of your band also have side projects.
47. Fill out the other slots in your other member's side projects as "session" musicians.
48. Record everything in the same studio with the same producer/instruments/equipment/etc.
49. Make sure your album cover never consists of more than three colors (color options allowed: grey, black, white).
50. Publicly state that your band is "non-religious", then use the word "Satan" over 400 times on your one-song thirty-minute album.
51. Never stuff your shoes to make them appear puffy and avoid the wearing of backwards baseball caps if at all possible. Red ones in particular.
52. Insist that music should never progress and that it should still sound the same way it did 9 friggin years ago.
53. Never say "friggin".
54. Never finish anything you start.
55. The word "Hail" is the only appropriate greeting whenever greeting someone "true".
56. If feeling especially true on a given occasion, try "Infernal Hails".
57. All logos must include illegible writing and at least one inverted cross and/or pentagram. This is non-negotiable.
58. When referring to sex with a Metal Chick use only the terminology "sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition".
59. Design complex logo for your grim black metal band on binder paper in the middle of math class.
60. Accept every interview you're offered...then pretend that you really don't enjoy being interviewed.
61. Thoroughly enjoy Star Trek: The Next Generation.
62. Wait... scratch that last one. (See rule 1)
63. Never divulge to any outsiders the Exact Day of the Divine Arrival of the Massive Hoof. Instead, inform them that they should be ready to suck the Dark Lord's greasy @#%$ at any time.
64. Use the phrase "suck the dark lord's greasy @#%$" whenever possible.
65. If you ever find that you have somehow become a member of Hecate Enthroned, be sure to piece together a music video of scrap footage of yourself walking around in the woods at night looking evil. Only, instead of being night make sure it's the middle of the @#%$ day, and instead of looking evil, look dorky instead. (See also: rule 1)
666. Own hundreds of black metal albums, demos and bootlegs. Listen to approximately 8 of them regularly.
67. Humping a ceramic Virgin Mary in front of your uncle's house is not "pimping it" (unless you tell her you're done then blow in her face like a shotgun when she turns around).
68. Refrain from using keyboard smilies when communicating via the Internet. Single acceptable smily: -(
69. Why isn't the word "Northern" in your album title yet!? Get to it! Amatuers...
70. Spelling things correctly is neither grim nor necro.
71. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!
72. No matter where you're from, pretend you're from Norway and therefore 'true'.
73. Don't be Dani Filth. (I think that's clear)
74. All pets you own now will henceforth be known as "Crucifier". Any pets you own in the future will also be known as "Crucifier".
75. True black metaller: "Many of our dark hymns are influenced by the mighty Tolkien... You have not read the works of Tolkien!? Nerd. Wait a minute... It appears I am the nerdy one after all!"
76. @#%$, I'm talking to myself again.
77. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!
78. That's better, on with the interview!
80. Create inverted crosses in all possible instances. Suggested tools: Drum sticks, twigs, pool cues, pencils, etc. (See also "clouded frost spire")
81. Profess publicly that you are a Satanist and add that you are in touch with Norway's ancient Pagan past. Pretend that somehow those two facts make sense in conjunction.
82. Stick your dick in the mashed potatoes.
83. Don't make Beastie Boys references.
84. Don't make references.
85. Satanus. Huh huh huhuhuhuh.
86. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
87. If possible, design the title of your album so that it consists of three completely unrelated words. Dimmu Borgir are the master of this (i.e. Enthrone Darkness Triumphant, Spiritual Black Dimensions, Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia, Godless Savage Garden) but you may also want to refer to Immortal's "Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism".
88. As we all know, women have no place in the homoerotic world of black metal, but if your girl friend still won't stop bugging you about wanting to be involved in your band, give her a lame spoken word part or something.
89. Never form a band containing you, your wife and/or girlfriend, and some gay looking guy. (See also: rule 11)
90. Go to bed when your mom tells you to.
91. If it's rare, it must be good. Order it immediately.
92. I will not add that as it is not metal enough.
93. Are you metal enough to be reading this?
94. Own every Darkthrone release. Listen to exactly none of them.
95. Own cult-as-@#%$ shirts of bands you not only own no releases of, but also haven't even heard.
96. Use the phrase "cult-as-@#%$" whenever possible.
97. Attempt to randomly throw the word "@#%$" during random segments of your songs. (Kindly refer to Attilla's work on De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas.)
98. In order to make your recording more incomprehensible and therefore more "cult", be sure to either select a singer who has only a tenuous grasp on the language to be sung. (Acceptable languages: Norwegian, Latin, Orcish.)
99. I'll tell you what your album lay out needs...Some titties.
100. And you know what else? How long since you acted like a troll? Pick up that makeup and fight, soldier!
101. You mean to tell me you read this whole thing when you could've have been prancing about in the forest with an axe? For shame! For shaaaaame!!


5:02 pm

Black metal may have the following characteristics:

  • Relatively thin guitar sound or relatively thick guitar sound, usually not in the middle.
  • Limited production used intentionally as a statement against mainstream music and/or to reflect the mood of the music, to create atmosphere. This 'underproduced' effect is often achieved by cutting out low and high frequencies, leaving just the mid frequency range.
  • Fast, aggressive drums, often with blast beats. At other times, the drums can take a slower role usually accompanied by a very dry and empty tone — especially for the effect of the atmosphere of the music.
  • Occasional electronic keyboard use. The violin, organ, and choir settings are most common, which gives the music an orchestral feel or a cathedral-like setting. Some bands tend to use keyboards very frequently, whether it be as an instrument or even as the basis of their entire sound. They are generally placed under the symphonic black metal label.
  • High-pitched/distorted screeching vocals. Contrary to popular belief, these are not essential as there have been many black metal bands old and new employing different vocal styles.
  • Swift percussion.
  • Cold, dark, sad, melancholy, or gloomy atmosphere.
Cover of "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" by Mayhem
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Cover of "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" by Mayhem

An abraded, very low fidelity recording style is common in most black metal. Modern evolution of many of the older 'genre leading' bands have had a vast change in sound, and by many - and most of the times, even the band - are no longer considered black metal. Such examples include Mayhem's career that began mostly in the death/black roots, moved to almost pure black, then towards death again in their later career. Also, Satyricon who started off as black metal but now play a very industrial heavy hybrid of the music. Modern offshoots of this original black metal sound have incorporated atmospheric elements using ambient guitar and keyboard passages such as organ sounds or other miscellaneous instruments.

A distinct (but not intrinsic) feature of the black metal is the use of corpse paint, a special kind of black and white make-up which was used to make the wearer look like a decomposing corpse or plague victim. It should be noted that Immortal referred to their make-up as "war paint", not carrying the same connotation as corpse paint. Another distinct feature of black metal is the use of dark or Satanic monikers pioneered by Venom (the original line up being Cronos, Mantas & Abbadon). Examples of this are: Quorthon (Bathory), Darken (Graveland), Euronymous (Mayhem), Goat, Count Grishnackh (Burzum), Fenriz (Darkthrone), Nergal, Inferno (Behemoth), Zephyrous (Darkthrone), Frost (1349), Abbath (Immortal), Demonaz (Immortal), Horgh (Immortal), Iscariah, Hellhammer (Mayhem), Maniac (Mayhem), Necrobutcher (Mayhem), Blasphemer (Mayhem), Dead (Mayhem), Hoest, Ihsahn (Emperor), Samoth (Emperor), Faust (Emperor), Trym (Emperor), Nattefrost (Carpathian Forest), Nordavind and Tchort (Emperor), Malefic (Xasthur), Wrest (Leviathan) to name a few.

Earlier bands tended to dwell on themes of fantasy, mythology, and folklore in their songs, as well as Satanism, darkness, evil, and so on as many of their direct musical and cultural roots included these topics.


4:52 pm


4:49 pm

From: Willie Martin, Subject: The Coming American Holocaust

Summary: An interview with Mr. Sea regarding New World Order plans for the U.S. and its citizens

In the spring of 1997, Senior Editor, Professor Ian Stewart, met with "Mr. Sea" (real name known but withheld) to discuss what he has learned first-hand about the coming persecution at the hands of the New World Order operatives. With a seven-inch thick portfolio filled with photographs, news articles, correspondence, etc., Mr. Sea revealed disturbing information about New World Order efforts to destroy and enslave America. The following are some of Mr. Sea‘s comments. But first, let's take a look at the man who made the comments.

Mr. Sea, a committed Christian, is a former inspector for the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the Department of Defense, with 31 years of federal service in the military, nine with the Department of Defense, including two years with the Air Staff. He’s a holder of the Bronze Star, the Purple Heart, the Defense Meritorious Service Medal, three awards of the Joint Service Medal, all of the Vietnamese awards, as well as the Joint Meritorious Unit Medal. When he retired a few years ago, he was awarded the Secretary of Defense Civilian Service Medal. He’s been around the world, to 31 countries on four continents, and speaks five languages. Mr. Sea spoke of the coming American Holocaust of the Government’s plans for dealing with the non-New World Orderites. He spoke of the infrastructure that has already been set up to incarcerate and execute Americans, and the locations of the facilities that will be used for these purposes, all with photographs, leaving little to the imagination.

"The infrastructure is set up. There are at least 130 concentration camps — quietly modified facilities which have sprung up and continue to spring up across the country, seemingly devoid of activity, yet requiring strange accoutrements such as barbed wire-topped fencing (with the tops turned inward) and helicopter wind socks. Most have good logistical supportability, with major highways and railroad transport facilities adjacent to the sites.

"These facilities, many in remote areas across our country, are set up to become concentration/detention camps, complete with gas chambers, for resisters and dissidents. Generally speaking, they’re set up for dissenters who will not go along with the New World Order. The ‘resisters’ are gun owners who refuse to give up their weapons; the ‘dissidents’ are Christians, Patriots and Constitutionalists. These camps are set up. I’ve seen many of them.

"On August 6, 1994, I toured the Amtrak Railcar Repair Facility at Beech Grove, Indianapolis, Indiana. There are at least ten maintenance barns at this facility, covering 129 acres, with two separate fences with the tops leaning inward. The windows of several buildings have been bricked up. Hence, you have three levels of security for Amtrak repair barns! There are three helicopter 25-knot aviation wind socks (which aren’t the correct ones to use for chemical spills which require 10-knot wind socks). There are high security NSA-style people turnstiles, and high intensity/security lighting for 24-hour operation. The box car (gas chamber) building fence is marked with special ‘RED/BLUE Zone’ signs [visible in the photo ]. This corresponds to the ‘mission’ of the RED/BLUE Lists which surfaced in June and July of 1996. Under martial law, this will become a death camp. They’re only going to handle category one and two (RED and BLUE) people there. This box car facility will be used for execution.

"One of the barns is large enough to put four box cars into. There are powered vents on the top of the barn to vent the gas out of the building after the box cars have been fumigated. All of the buildings have newly installed six-inch gas pipes and furnaces installed in all ‘railroad barns.’ Since the photo [below] was taken in August 1994, FEMA has allocated $6 million to make the walls and roofs of the buildings ‘airtight’ (see article below). Under martial law, this facility could be immediately used as an SS-style ‘termination’ gas chamber.

"On January 27, 1995, The Indianapolis News ran an article titled, ‘Amtrak Lays off 212 at Beech Grove: 170 Lose Jobs at Maintenance Center Today.’ Why perform $6 million worth of renovations, and then lay off 212 people? Because the people doing the final executions will not be Americans. Thus, the ‘slots’ of the 212 will be filled with non-Americans. They’ll hire foreigners for this ‘cappo’ task. Cappo (‘chief’ in Italian) was the title of the trustee prisoners who actually killed many Jews for the SS butchers at Dachau, and at other Nazi crematoria across Europe. The news article also said, ‘...hopes the yard may be able to solicit work repairing private train cars, and perhaps subway cars from Washington, DC, or other urban areas.’ The repairing of private trains is a dead giveaway to death cars! The article went on to say, ‘Late last year, Congress ordered Amtrak to spend at least $5.9 million patching holes in the roof and fixing masonry on the walls of the giant machine sheds at Beech Grove.’ These buildings have been ‘sealed.’ They’re airtight. The facility is constructed to allow gas to be blown into all the buildings via the newly installed, two-story, not air heating furnaces."

Next, Mr. Sea elaborated on the two categories the RED and BLUE Lists, and what they mean: "The RED List is for pick-up and execution before unobtrusive preparations for martial law are initiated. The BLUE List is also for execution, but at a later date — within six weeks of martial law declaration. There are no ‘re-education’ plans for either category — just execution. When you get picked up on a RED pick-up, they’ll take you from your home at night — probably around 4 a.m. — and put you in a black van, then drive you to a helicopter waiting to fly you to an intermediate point. There, you’ll be loaded onto a big 64-passenger CH-47 Chinook helicopter=97all black, unmarked and illegally operating under the Treaty on Open Skies. Then they’ll fly you to one of 38 cities where you’ll board a 747, 737, or 727. "You may be taken straight to a temporary detention facility. When you’re RED listed, you’ll be taken to a red camp. Then you’ll be executed.

"At some point, martial law will be declared. (Martial law is when the writ of Habeas Corpus — to have a trial by jury — is suspended. Instead, of going to the judge, you go straight to jail for a limited time,) I suspect there will be a major outage, or some other crisis which will be the reason to declare martial law. At this point, the BLUE listed people will be picked up. At that time, the country will be regionalized into ten regions, which are already designated by FEMA. Be advised that it has been proven (in Wyoming and at least one other location) that the black choppers have state-of-the-art radio (RF) frequency wideband jammers, and can jam cell phones and CBs while they’re executing black operations missions (i.e., in your area). This means that your cell phone could be jammed just before and/or during any action against you.

"In June of 1996, an FBI agent got hold of the Region Three BLUE List (from a CIA agent), and found his own name on it, and those of several others he knew in Virginia. The Regional BLUE List stated that the names on the BLUE List would be picked up ‘within six weeks of the actual martial law declaration.’ This parallels the Nazi RED/BLUE List policy almost to the letter. The parallel Nazi plan was published by Heinz Hohne in his 1966 book, The Story of the Nazi SS: The Order of the Death’s Head. (I’ve read this book and sent it to Jack McLamb.)

"People say, ‘It won’t work.’ But it will work if the 300,000 Soviet troops which are ALREADY HERE can get the guns. The name of the game is to blackball the people to get the guns...make the militia look bad, make guns look bad, make everybody give up their guns. Once they get your gun, they’ve got you, UNLESS you’ve got the angel of the Lord at your door. If you’ve got the angel of the Lord out there protecting you, it’s another story.

"The ones doing all of this are operating out of the highest places in the Federal Government. They’re cooperating with ‘spirit guides and mediums’ and using astrology and numerology. The spirit guides are telling them what to do, and the entire thing is being orchestrated at the highest spiritual levels. Every base has been covered. They’ve thought of everything. If you notice, they often do things on the 13th of the month. Mr. Clinton does a lot of things on the 13th.

"Who will be doing the actual picking up? Foreign ‘cops’ (United Nations Internal Security Forces). Over 30 foreign military bases under the United Nations flag are already set up in the US., all with the approval of special appointees in high Federal positions. These bases are already manned with over ONE MILLION troops from Russia, Poland, Germany, Belgium, Turkey, Great Britain, Nicaragua, and Asian countries. Why are they here? Because unlike our own troops —many of which along with the Guard and Reserve of 24 states are being deployed overseas — will have no qualms about firing on U.S. citizens when the time comes. There are more than 2,000 Russian tanks, military trucks and chemical warfare vehicles just outside Gulfport, Mississippi. They began arriving in January of 1994. There are 180 foreign troops at Fort Reilly which was confirmed to me by a Brigadier General. There are 300 who came into the Birmingham, Alabama airport on a big white Russian cargo plane on December 13, 1995. As of 1995, there were 10,000 plus foreign troops at Fort Chafee, Arkansas reportedly making preparations for 20,000 ‘detainees.’ This is going on all over the country. German troops are known to be at Holloman Air Force Base in New Mexico, Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio, and Fort Hood, Texas. Chinese troops are known to be at the Long Beach Naval Station in California. There’s not going to be some future event when the invading troops are going to show up. They’re already here! When martial law is implemented, these foreign U.N. troops will be policing our country, carrying out the plans of the New World Order.


4:47 pm

A Satanic Plot for a One World Government

The World Conspirators: the Illuminati


Who controls the monies

The Pilgrims of Saint Michael firmly believe that the nucleus of all evil stems from those who control the monies of the world, whom we generally refer to as the International Bankers. But one word we seldom here about, much less understand, is the Illuminati.

The Illuminati are elite men, those on the top, who control the International Bankers to control, for evil purposes, the entire world. Their agentur are bred, educated, and trained to be placed behind the scenes at all levels of government. As experts and advisers, they mould government policy so as to further the secret plans of their masters. They lure people away from God by offering them money, the world, the flesh, and the devil.

Those who direct the Illuminati are against Christ and for Satan. They always remain in the dark, unidentified, and generally unsuspected. They use all peoples to serve their diabolical purposes. They divide to conquer, supplying arms and money to both sides, instigating people to fight and kill each other, in order to be able to achieve their objectives. they foster the terrorism of atomic warfare and deliberately cause world famine. Their primary goal is to form a one world government to have complete control of the entire world, destroying all religions and governments in the process.

Recently I came across a tape entitled «The History of the Illuminati» by Myron Fagan in which Mr. Fagan explains in detail what the Illuminati is, how it started, and their conspiracy to form a one world government by the end of the 20th Century. Following are excerpts taken from this tape, based on William Guy Carr's book, "Pawns in the Game". The subtitles are from the "Michael" Journal.

Melvin Sickler


by Myron Fagan
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Behind the United States and its Constitution is a small group of men whose sole objective is to enslave the whole world and humanity in their satanic plot for a one world govenment. Now to give you a very clear picture of this satanic plot, I will go back to its beginning, back to the middle of the 18th Century, and name the men who put that plot into action.

This satanic plot was launched back in the 1760's when it first came into existence under the name of the Illuminati. This Illuminati was organized by one Adam Weishaupt who became a convert to Catholicism and later a Catholic priest. Then, at the request of the Financiers, he defected from the Catholic Church, and organized the Illuminati which was financed by the International Bankers.

Every war since then, beginning with the French Revolution, has been promoted by the Illuminati operating under various names and guises. I say under various names and guises because, after the Illuminati was exposed and became too notorious, Weishaupt and his co-conspirators began to operate under various other names.

But why did the world conspirators chose the word "Illuminati" for their satanic organization? Weishaupt himself said that the word is derived from Lucifer and means «holders of the light».

The Luciferian conspiracy

Weishaupt was a Jesuit-trained professor of Canon Law, teaching in Inglecot University, when he defected from Christianity to embrace the Luciferian conspiracy. This was in 1770. He began to write out the master plan that was designed to give the Synagogue of Satan, so named by Jesus Christ, ultimate world domination so they could impose the Luciferian ideology on what would remain of the human race after the final social cataclysm by use of satanic despotism.

Weishaupt completed his task on May 1, 1776. (Communist nations continue to yearly conduct celebrations on May 1st in honor of this great event.) That was the day Weishaupt officially completed his plan which required the destruction of all existing governments and religions. That objective was to be reached by dividing the masses of people into opposing camps in ever increasing numbers on political, social, economic, and other issues, the very conditions we have in the United States today. The opposing sides were then to be armed, and incidents were to be provided which would cause them to fight and weaken themselves, gradually destroying national governments and religious institutions.

The plan of operation

The main features of the Weishaupt plan of operation required his Illuminati to do the following things to help them to accomplish their purpose:

  • 1. Monetary and sex bribery was to be used to obtain control of men already in high places in the various levels of all governments and other fields of endeavor. Once influential persons had fallen for the lies, deceits, and temptations of the Illuminati, they were to be held in bondage by application of political and other forms of blackmail, threats of financial ruin, public exposure, and physical harm, even death to themselves and loved members of their families.

  • 2. The Illuminati who were on the faculty of colleges and universities were to cultivate students possessing exceptional mental ability and who belonged to well-bred families with international leanings, and recommend them for special training in Internationalism. Such training was to be provided by granting scholarships, like the Rhodes Scholarship, to those selected by the Illuminati. All such scholars were to be first persuaded and then convinced that men of special talent and brains had the right to rule those less gifted on the grounds that the masses do not know what is best for them physically, mentally, and spiritually.

  • 3. All influential people who were trapped to come under the control of the Illuminati, plus the students who had been specially educated and trained, were to be used as agents and placed behind the scenes of all governments as experts and specialists. They would advise the top executives to adopt policies which would, in the long run, serve the secret plans of the Illuminati's one world conspiracy, and bring about the destruction of the governments and religions they were elected or appointed to serve.

  • 4. They were to obtain absolute control of the press so that all news and inforation could be slanted to convince the masses that a one world government is the only solution to our many and varied problems. They were also to own and control all the national radio and TV channels.

After reading these four points of strategy, we have to admit that our mass communications media is controlled at all levels, and that at all levels our governments are also infiltrated and controlled, just like Weishaupt had planned back in the 1700's. Unfortunately, few people are aware of this fact, which is why they make little sense out of many of the world events that take place today.

Let us now go back to the first days of the Illuminati.

Because Britain and France were the two greatest world powers in the late years of the 18th Century, Weishaupt ordered the Illuminati to foment the colonial wars, including the Revolutionary War in America, to weaken the British Empire. They were also ordered to organize the French Revolution in order to destroy the French Empire.

Weishaupt scheduled the French Revolution to start in 1789. However, in 1784, a true act of God placed the Bavarian Government in possession of evidence which proved the existence of the Illuminati. And that evidence could have saved France if they, the French Government, had not refused to believe it.

An act of God

What was this act of God? Let me explain.

It was in 1784 that Weishaupt had issued his orders for the French Revolution. A German writer named Zwack had put these orders into book form which contained the entire Illuminati story and Weishaupt's plan. A copy of this book was sent to the Illuminates in France, who were headed by Robespierre, whom Weishaupt had delegated to foment the French Revolution. The carrier was struck and killed by lightning as he rode on his way from Germany to France. The police found the subversive documents on his body, and turned them over to the proper authorities.

After a careful study of the plot, the Bavarian Government ordered the police to raid Weishaupt's newly organized lodges of the Grand Orient and homes of his most influential associates. All additional evidence thus discovered convinced the authorities that the documents were genuine copies of the conspiracy by which the Illuminati planned to use wars and revolutions to bring about the established. (Note: This is exactly in line with the United Nations plot of today.)

In 1785, the Bavarian Government outlawed the Illuminati, and closed the lodges of the Grand Orient. In 1786, they published all the details of the conspiracy, the English title of that publication being "The Original Writings of the Order and Sect of the Illuminati". Copies of the entire conspiracy were sent to all the heads of Church and State in Europe. But the power of the Illuminati was so great that this warning was ignored. Nevertheless, «Illuminati» became a dirty word, and it went underground.

At the same time, Weishaupt ordered Illuminates to infiltrate into the lodges of Blue Masonry, and form their own secret societies within all secret societies. Only Masons who proved themselves internationalists, and those whose conduct proved they had defected from God, were initiated into the Illuminati.

In order to infiltrate into Masonic Lodges in Britain, Weishaupt invited John Robison over to Europe. Robison was a high degree Mason in the Scottish Rite. He was a professor of natural philosophy at Edinburgh University and secretary of The Royal Society of Edinburgh. Robison did not fall for the lie that the objective of the Illuminati was to create a benevolent dictatorship, but he kept his reaction to himself so well that he was entrusted with a copy of Weishaupt's revised conspiracy for study and safekeeping.

Because the warnings about the Illuminati were ignored, the Revolution broke out in 1789, as scheduled by Weishaupt. In order to alert other governments to their danger, Robison published, in 1789, a book entitled "Proof of a Conspiracy to Destroy All Governments and Religions", but his warnings were also ignored.

The Napoleonic Wars

The men who had directed the French Revolution decided to engage in another international plot. This time they organized the Napoleonic Wars to topple several more of the Crowned Heads of Europe.

One branch of the Financiers financed Napoleon, while another branch financed Britain, Germany, and other nations. Of course, both branches received their orders from the masterminds of the Illuminati.

Immediately after the Napolionic Wars, the Illuminati assumed that all the nations would be so desperate and so weary of wars that they would be glad for any solution. So the stooges of the Illumiati set up what they called «The Congress of Vienna». At this meeting they tried to create the first league of nations, their first attempted one world government. They held the theory that all the Crowned heads of the European Government were so deeply in debt to them that they would willingly or unwillingly seve as their stooges. But the Czar of Russia caught on to the plot, and completely torpedoed it. The enraged Financiers then vowed that some day they would destroy the Czar and his entire family. And this very threat was later accomplished in 1917.

We must bear in mind that the Illumianti was not set up to operate on a short-range basis. Normally, a conspirator of any type enters into a conspiracy with the expectation of achieving his objective during his own lifetime. But that was not the case with the Illuminati. True, they hoped to accomplish their objective during their lifetime but, paraphrasing "the show must go on", the Illuminati operates on the very long-range basis. Whether it will take scores of years or even centuries, they have dedicated their descendants to keep the plot going until they hope the conspiracy is achieved.

The disastrous rebuff at the congress held in Vienna by the Czar of Russia did not by any means destroy the Illuminati conspiracy; it merely forced them to adopt a new strategy. Realizing that the one world idea was, for the moment, killed, the Illuminati decided that, to keep their power, they would have to tighten their control of the money system of the European nations.

To control the economy

Earlier, the outcome of the Battle of Waterloo had been falsified. The Financiers had spread a story that Napoleon had won that battle, which brought about a panic on the stock market in England. All stocks had plumped down to practically zero. The International Bankers then bought all the stocks for virtually a penny on its dollar value, which gave them complete control of the economy of Britain and, virtually, of all Europe.

Immediately after the congress held in Vienna, the International Bankers forced Britain to set up a new bank of England, which they controlled absolutely, and which they still control to this very day.

Weishaupt died in 1830, but prior to his death, he prepared a revised version of the age-old conspiracy of the Illuminati, which, under various names, was to organize, finance, direct, and control all international organizations and groups bu working their agents into executive positions at the top.

The revolutionary program

In 1848, Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto, under the direction of one group of Illuminists, while Professor Karl Ritter of Frankfurt University wrote the anti-thesis, under the direction of another group of Illuminists. the idea was that those who direct the overall conspiracy could use the differences of those two so-called ideologies to enable them to divide larger and larger members of the human race into opposing camps so that they could be armed and then brainwashed into fighting and destroying each other. And, in particular, to destroy all political and religious institutions.

The work Ritter started was continued after his death and completed by the German so-called philosopher, Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche. Nietzsche helped to develop Racism and then Naziism, which was used to foment World War I and II.

In 1834, the Italian revolutionary leader, Giuseppe Mazzini, was selected by the Illuminati to direct their revolutionary program throughout the world. He served in that capacity until he died in 1872. But some years before he died, Mazzini had enticed an American general named Albert Pike into the Illuminati. Pike was fascinated by the idea of a one world government, and ultimately he became the head of this Luciferian conspiracy.

Between 1859 and 1871, Pike worked out a military blueprint for three world wars and various revolutions throughout the world which he considered would forward the conspiracy to its final stage in the 20th Century.

World wars

The First World War was to be fought so as to enable the Illuminati to destroy Czarism in Russia, as vowed by the International Bankers after the Czar had torpedoed his scheme at the congress held in Vienna, and to transform Russia into a stronghold of atheistic Communism. The differences stirred up by agents of the Illuminati between the German and British Empires would be used to foment this war. After the war would be ended, Communism was to be built up and used to destroy other governments and weaken religions.

The Second World War, when and if necessary, was to be fomented by using the controversies between fascist and political Zionists. During this war, International Communism was to be built up until it equaled in strenght that of the United Christendom. When it reached that point, it was to be contained and kept in check until required for the final social cataclysm.

The Third World War is to be fomented by using the so-called controversy agents of the Illuminati would stir up between political Zionists and the leaders of the Moslem world. That war is to be directed in such a manner that all of Islam and political Zionism, Israel, will destroy each other while, at the same time, the remaining nations, once more divided on this issue, will be forced to fight themselves into a state of complete exhaustion - physically, mentally, spiritually, and economically. The stage will then be set to put the one world government into operation.

A one world government

In the final phases of the conspiracy, the one world government is to consist of a key dictator - the head of the United Nations, the Council on Foreign Relations (the Illuminati group in the U.S.), a few billionaires, the Communists, and scientists who have proven their devotion to the great conspiracy. All others are to be integrated into a vast conglomeration of monopolized humanity, becoming total slaves of the conspiracy.

In the United States, immediately after World War I, the Illuminati set up what they called the Council on Foreign Relations, commonly referred to as the CFR. This CFR is actually the Illuminati now operating in the U.S. Its hierarchy, the mastermind control of the CFR, to a very great extent, are descendants of the original Illuminati conspirators, even though many of them have changed their names to conceal this fact.

There is a similar establishment of the Illuminati in England, operating under the name of the British Institute of International Affairs. There are similar secret Illuminati organizations in France, Germany, and other nations operating under different names. All of these organizations, including the CFR, continuously set up numerous subsidiary or front organizations that are infiltrated into every phase of the various nations affairs. But at all times, the operation of these organizations were and are masterminded and controlled by the Illuminati.


4:45 pm

History

The concept of Satan has evolved over the centuries, as has Satanism.

Originally in Judeo-Christian traditions, Satan was seen as a part of creation, embodying the principle that one could choose contrary to God's wishes, and thus empowering the potential for freewill and defiance. (In this context an ancient Jewish commentary notes that only when the potential to contravene God's will arose, could creation become "very good" as opposed to merely "good"). Over the centuries this concept of Satan came to embody all that was evil and against God, a change attributable to two main influences:

  • The view that everything had its opposite, and that God, all-good, must have His opposing deity too (many preceding multiple deity religions also had their evil gods as well as good gods, Set of the Ancient Egyptians being one example),
  • The spreading of Christianity, followed by Islam, both religions which gained a wide number of adherents, which placed a high premium on salvation and the afterlife, and within which Satan grew as an embodiment of all that was trying to undermine God in this theological world-view.

As society evolved from the reformation into the enlightenment onwards (17th and 18th centuries), people in Western societies began to question the nature of evil, and Satan gradually evolved yet again in response to this, so Satanism came to signify a tradition which denied traditional religious paths in favor of a self-oriented path, rather than a path which favored evil.

In an older sense, Satanism also refers to unorthodox practices within Abrahamic religions deemed by an orthodoxy to be in opposition to the Abrahamic God. The earliest recorded instance of the word is in "A confutation of a booke (by Bp. Jewel) entitled An apologie of the Church of England", by Thomas Harding (1565): ll, ii, 42 b, "Meaning the time when Luther first bringed to Germanie the poisoned cuppe of his heresies, blasphemies, and Satanismes." As Martin Luther himself would have denied any link between his teachings and Satan, this use of the term Satanism was primarily pejorative. Many Satanists find such use of the term offensive.


4:30 pm

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

I
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

II
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure that they want to hear them.

III
When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

IV
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

V
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

VI
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the person and he cries out to be relieved.

VII
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have used it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

VIII
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

IX
Do not harm little children.

X
Do not kill non-human animals unless attacked or for your food.

XI
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.


4:27 pm

For years, people have asked Church of Satan representatives, "Well, okay - your philosophy is based on indulgence of human instincts but do you have sins like any other religion?" Our answer has always been "No". But the time has come to amend that response. We have grown steadily over the past 21 years and find that it is appropriate to have some clear guidelines on, not only what we strive for,but also what we work to avoid - what we disapprove of. The difference is where other religions develop sins that people can't avoid, we consider a number of things "sinful" that people could avoid if they worked a little.

Stupidity
The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.

Pretentiousness
Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn't applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone's made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

Solipsism
Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won't. Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of "Do unto others as they do unto you." It's work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are far from that point.

Self-deceit
It's in the Nine Satanic Statements but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it's fun, and with awareness. But then, it's not self-deceit!

Herd Conformity
That's obvious from a Satanic stance. It's all right to conform toa person's wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the many.

Lack of Perspective
Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, every day. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do not be swayed by herd constraints -- know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.

Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
Be aware that this is one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something "new" and "different," when in reality it's something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the "creator" and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.

Counterproductive Pride
That first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you've painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, "I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow," then do it.

Lack of Aesthetics
This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off classical standards of beauty and form most of the time so they are discouraged in a consumer society, but "an eye" for for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It's not what's supposed to be pleasing -- it's what is. Aesthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one's own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006
10:08 am

sup fans?????
so howz it goin for u useless jackasses?!?!?!?!?!?!
first and foremost i would like thank Ms Faeza Alba for helping me touchup my blog................
she kinda straighten up my blog and made it look bloody clean and not as cluttered as before............
nothin much happened yesterday..........................
so lets start on wad im gonna talk abt today.........................
im gonna go SWIMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im fucking laughing man.................
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
am getting support for the upcoming gig at hougang mall..................
frens band is performing..................
WRECKAGE-DEATHCORE VIGILANTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BILA-BILA BELLALUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
am goin there to support some other bands like JANA COVA and MELTING SNOW!!!!!!!
nothin much is gonna happen today except for the fact that i have technically 7 MORE FUCKING DAYS IN CRM CC2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POWER LAR DEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok gotta go so i shall see my fans pretty soon yah!?!?!?!?!?!

Monday, February 06, 2006
11:29 am

sup pple?!?!?!?!?!
aint nothin much happened to me over the weekend except for Bernard opening his jamming studios at Katong Mall.................
went there with Shariq and had a blast of a time................
we reached there kinda early and man the place wasnt setup yet...............
wonder why???????????
after slacking around for sometime, i watched Wreckage perform............
they kinda jammed a new sonf and man it was bloody damn good but it wasnt finished yet..............
Faiz like kinda messed things up a bit but got on the right track kinda soon...........
after Wreckage jammed, it was time to MAKAN....................
there were hell a lot of food and everyone just ate to their hearts content.................
slacked somemore then i and Riq left to catch the last bus...................
after reaching home, i changed and straight left for ZOUK..............
zouk was kinda boring as i keep seeing the same ol goddamn faces...................
reached home around 4 in the morning kinda high............
hehehehehehehe..............
thats all folks!!!!!!!!!!
until next time yah!!!!!!!!!

Friday, February 03, 2006
11:45 am

sup fans>?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
nothing much happened to me over the weekend..................
btw wishing all my fellow 'YELLOW' fans, 'Happy Chinese New Year'.....................
soory man but uve gotta admit man u guys are goddamn fucking yellow.................
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was so fucking boring for me over the weekend cuz i aint got much to do except either slack in my hometown and at home and on a particular occasion, at town....................
got myself drunk over the weekend also man.................
SHIT HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aint got much to write about so this is gonna be a fucking short post......................
an incident happened to me last nite while playing soccer............... we were happily playing soccer on the hockey pitch when the motherfucking black cricket sons-of-bitches told us to 'FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!'
i was pretty pissed and got into an argument with them.........
trhe reason they gave was that they needed to train as they have an upcoming match.................
like i even give a fuck abt their match.................
eventually we went down to a smaller court to play but i lost my mood to play at that time so i was kinda sombre-looking when i played soccer yesterday..............
hope this doesnt fucking happen again man otherwise SOMEBODY IS GONNA GET HURT REAL BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well thats all i gotta say so CIAO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 23, 2006
11:24 am

sup fans of PAUL!!!!!!!!!
i aint got anything much to talk abt................
its so bloody damn boring..............................
but the good news is that im on a half-day leave........
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gonna go home and slack..................
nothin much happened on the weekend except that i had to bloody hell go to school for the goddamn open house............
ITS A BLOODY SATURDAY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at nite i went down to katong mall to meet a couple of good friends at their studio...........
after that went down to town cuz eric aka SHREK wanted to collect his cigaweeds.................
ian and vin left us to meet jeremy and the rest at Mohd Sultan while the rest of us namely me, eric, faiz and mon left home...............
the last person ii didnt i would meet on the train was Faizurah.............
she like bloody put on weight man..............
MELAYU PE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well sunday was damn boring man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nothin much to do and nowhere to go............
now im basically slacking in school.........................
ill see all my fans another time yah!!!!!!!!
CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, January 20, 2006
9:36 am

sup pple?!?!?!?
its been a few days since i last blogged man.............
sorry to disappoint my fans but nothin much happened to me the past few days except for yesterday.................
wad happened yesterday made me think twice on whose my friends and whose not................
it happened during soccer......................
a friend of mine entrusted his "ADIDAS ROTEIRO" soccer ball to me with the trust that i will return it to him after playing...................
i lent the ball to a couple of my so called friends and wad happened after that was bloody infuriating................
since we couldnt play on the hockey pitch due to the cricket team training, we instead played at the small court below the hockey pitch.........
i told them to make sure not to kick the damn ball over the court as we will not be able to retrieve it as adjoining the samll court was "AMOY QUEE CAMP"................
but 5 mins inot play the ball went over and i was bloody hell in shock.................
2 pple voluntereed to go and retrive the ball but they bloody hell never came back.............
that pissed me off so much that i felt like not playing anymore................
the shitty thing is that all said it wasnt their fault......................
i know it wasnt their fault but in name of sportsmanship, they should at least help chip in some money each person so that i can either pass my friend the money or buy him a new ball...........
the ball isnt cheap man................
IT COST 70 BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a couple of friends of mine then came down with 2 balls and the pple at the samll court had the bloody cheek to even ask for the ball..........
even though wad had already happened, they really didnt give 2 shits..............
instead i started to play with my SHS friends.......................
now i have to come up with 70 bucks just to pay him for the loss of the ball....................
its not about the money that im worried abt but the loss of trust man.................................
thst all i have got to bloody hell say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 16, 2006
9:50 am

sup pple?!?!?!?!?
i believe that most of u guyz knew abt the gig in school called ' 4 WALLED ATTACK' that was held at Blk E on Friday the 13th...........
i thought that there will not be much of a turnout considering its at school and stuff but man was i damn wrong..............
i daresay it was quite a sellout compared to the previous year's gig held in school by the same name........
the bands that performed included 'Dermapthera', 'My Precious', 'Subtle Revenge and more including NYP's very own home-grown band, 'Misattax'................
they really rocked the damn bloody crowd and the mosh pit was bloody BRUTAL man..............
i went there with a few friends which comprised of me, dan, vin, birdy, iman and many more............
i met my friend's band, 'Shadow's Embrace' there.................
its been a long time since i last met those guys.......
the previous time i met them was at 'Gateway To Hell' at Woodlands CC.................
im gonna assume that this will be the last time there would be gig in school cuz there were countless pple smoking all over the place man, myself included......
OOPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSS......................
SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHATEVER MAKES YOU PEOPLE HAPPY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
nothin much happened to me over the weekend except that i did not make it for my friends street soccer tournament since everyone bloody backed out at the last minute cuz of either no money or work commitments.......
that kinda PISSED me off man...................
i kinda slacked the whole of saturday morning off and when night fell i met up with a couple of pple at R.K Eating House...........................
Sunday was kinda boring at home except when i was doing my damn project which was to be submitted the following day...................
BLOODY STRESSED OUT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
looks like todays gonna be a damn slow day since there is nothing much for me to do..........
ive got a damn bloody tutorial to attend from 3-6 but im gonna skip it and get my ass home instead.................
thats all there is for today...............until next time pple!!!!!!!!!
See uy guys around yah................

Wednesday, January 11, 2006
5:12 pm

sup pple.......
i extend my wishes to all my malay friends.............
SELAMAT HARI RAYA HAJI TO EVERY MAT I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
so i wonder how pple actually spent their holiday.........
hmmmmm............
let's see..........
some pple maybe went for some sacrificial ritual at the mosque, while some maybe wanked at home while others may be banging chicks for all i care............
but for me............
i spent it sleeping the whole damn day at home man..........
the reason is cuz i was out the whole nite with a couple of good friends and we spent the whole of monday nite and tuesday morning at R.K Eating House...........
i like spent maybe give and take 5 -7 hrs with them man and we basically talked shit...............
i sat there until my butt became numb............
a good friend of mine had that 'time of the month' and damn her cravings for food were more incredulous than a pregnant lady's man......
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but we still enjoyed.............................
we were also reminiscing abt the time i got 'KDSed' by FAIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i became the butt of jokes then.................
but i took it in my stride and laughed along.................
'MELAYU PE!!!!!'
wah.......(shakes head)...........wah
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not only that, i came across a song which kinda stuck in my head until now.....
its called 'Mimpi Yang Sempurna' by an idon band called 'Peter Pan'..................
well.......
looks like i aint got anything more to say or talk about................
so, ciao pple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 09, 2006
10:39 am

sup dudes and dudettes??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
yesterday was heeluva fun time for me and my fellow friends man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the reason was we were at substation for a gig man..................
we went there to support 2 of my fellow good friends' bands namely 'Hamartia' and 'Dyna Turmoil'.
even though it was like raining cats and dogs, the mood wasnt dampened man............
there were helluva lot of pple at sub-c last nite man..........
2 words can only descibe the atmosphere there: FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when Hamartia started their set, all my friends went to the floor to support them.
me, dan, alim all statred the mosh pit going man......
we went totally CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hamartia basically covered a song by 'Bleeding Through' called Through Struggle.........
damn they were good man.....
after playing that song, they played 4 other originals.........
the last song that they played was well-received man namely 'Stigmata'.........
me and faiz kinda made the crowd back away in order to 'KDS'...........
we were like moses parting the damn red sea man...........
intially i kinda misunderstood wad faiz meant by pushing the damn crowd away cuz wad i interpretd was basically him pointing at Ian.....
so i thought that he wanted to grab Ian and beat the living crap out of him.........
but i thought wrong......
wad faiz meant was during 'stigmata's' breakdown was when the 'KDS' gonna start so i was kinda unprepared........
damn when faiz started to 'KDS' i was like getting the liviing crap beaten outta me instead.....
DAMN IT BLOODY HELL HURTS FAIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but it was all in the name of music man.....
those who dont noe wad the hell 'KDS' means, let me tell u dumb pple out there.....
it basically means 'Karate Dance Style'....
then 'Dyna Turmoil' came on man...............
there was a bloody pileup on the vocalist and man it was damn power man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
most of the time spent at sub-c was on smoking man.....
thats how i met a chick and got to noe another chick....
but they were like underage man..............
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but i dont really give 2 shits man......
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then came the other 2 rock-on bands like 'Samanta' and 'Surreal'.....
they kinda rocked the sub-station man........
it was a damn happening sight to behold especially when u are performing and everyone is like jumping up and down to the rythm of ur music man.....................
i damn hell respected 'Samanta's' drummer cuz he was like drumming non-stop man..............
there was a song which was like 8-10 mins long man and he didnt lose focus at all.........
RESPECT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so looks like i aint got anymore shit to tell man so see y'all folks...........................

Wednesday, January 04, 2006
5:21 pm

sup folks......
looks like its the first time in my life that i got nothin much to say today coz its damn BORING and nuthin much happened today.................

btw i just got branded "UNCLE" by everyone in the room including the supervisor man.............

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats all folks...........

Tuesday, January 03, 2006
10:22 am

sup pple????
Happy New Year to everyone i bloody hell Know................
as u all already know that 2006 is supposed to be a helluva year for singapore to come........
i couldn't really care less cuz i didnt have a very good new year......
i had to spent my shitty new year contemplating wads gonna happen to me man.........
looks like some things dont really change yah????
i had to endure shit at home and in my social life man...........
if u can even say that i have a social life...........
first and foremost let me tell u how to hell i spent my new year......
i had to countdown to the neew year with my good friend, Shariq of THE WRECKAGE at the 24hr muslim food court, R.K Eating House.........
shitty aint it........
i aint gonna cuss and swear as thats part of my new year's resolution on top of settling with everyone wadever i owe them and alos to keep fit......
i damn well need to start writing up a schedule on when i need to run and when im gonna train at the gym......
ok back to the new years morning after R.K.......
another good friend of mine, Ian called me down to his house for a party that was ongoing since 10pm man........
since i and Shariq had nothin much to do anyway, we headed down to Ian's place and man can i say that not a single soul there was sober........
LOL...............
i met lotsa pple at his place like deepan, jeremy, his lil bro damien, scott, patrick and his gal, fiaz and some new pple like mary, uma, preet........
vin came down like around 1plus man........
they had lotsa liqour at Ian's place namely i carton of Breda and 2 bottles of ABSOLUT VODKA......
i reached home like around 5-something, i cant really remember and when day broke i was roughly rustled out of bed to go to the temple.......
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!
well, i kinda slacked the rest of the morn and afternoon off before meeting up with Eric and going down to bugis to meet Dyna Turmoil............
after that i, eric, shariq and dzafir headed to town to play somoe pool.......... after getting our sorry butts frozen at the pool place in far east shopping centre, we met up with faiz and mon........
we then went to BK for dinner cum supper......
once there we saw a minah tebal who had nice titties man..... damn...... everyones attention shifted to her man...... man she HOT!!!!!!!!!!
eric was like staring at her lustily so was i and the rest of the gang.......
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry dudes if ur reading this...............
i had to blurt it out.................
after eating we left to go home and that was it......
thats how i spent my goddamn bloody sunday...........
the following day was damn boring coz i just rotted at home with my mother constantly nagging at me to go to the damn gym with her and my lil sis............
now im in school just rotting my brains out and just having nothin much to do except a report which i have to submit by Thursday........
wad a way to start the damn new year.......

My New Year's Resolutions:
1) Lose Weight
2) Settle Remaining Debts
3) Find The Love Of My Life
4) Quit Smoking
5) Make Lotsa Money {be it legal or illegal means}

Thats all folks!!!!!!!!!!!
Seeya around soon.........
BTW THERES GONNA BE A GIG AT SUBSTATION THIS COMING SUNDAY THE 8TH..........
MAKE SURE THOSE I KNOW BE THERE TO SUPPORT.................

Wednesday, December 28, 2005
10:46 pm

ive got surpring news man...............
I ACTUALLY FUCKING RAN TODAY AT THE SCHOOL'S STADIUM MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahhahahaha................
i noe that everyone of u motherfuckers out there will be wondering WTF!?!?!?! but i actually did run.......
somemore run 2.4km no timing lar cuz i aint fucking fit man and did push-ups and sit-ups..........
DAMN FUCKING PROUD OF MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kinda got my 2 other friends to do with me cuz its fucking boring runnig by urself...........
i felt really good after running even though no timing and shit but this is my first step to start keeping fit.....
new year's resolution...............
i aint really keeping my new years resolution so its high fucking time that i better start.........
hopefully in 6 months ill be FUCKING FIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways to attachment matters..............
we had our cheebye presentation today and thank god it went well................
my friends group got like shot left right center man................
anyway another depressing thing happened..........
THEY FUCKING GAVE US LOTS OF SHIT TO DO AND SUBMIT WITHIN AN IMPOSSIBLE DEADLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
looks like i have to bear with the fucking bullshit all over again....
am gonna start learning how to use the fucking phone tml......
its gonna be helluva fucking fun time.........
i kinda of pakat with my friend that he be the receptionist and im a fucking chow gangster.....
im gonna be like fucking rude and shit......... or even maybe make another bangla prank call...........
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
btw pple new year's just around the corner...............
i hope that u have someone special to share with ushering in the new year................
looks like im gonna celebrate the stupid new years ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as always..............................
see u guys around soon.............

Tuesday, December 27, 2005
3:50 pm

sup mofos?!?!?!?!?
howz it been for all the goddamn useless motherfucking idiots out there?
life's been fucking shitty for me.......
spent my fucking monday holiday at home man......
jsut rotting about, watching cable and using the fucking cipai com.......
nothin much to say except that life today in school is just dead boring man.........
nothin to see, do or hear........
CRAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the way kinda of being a health freak.......
wanting to start to run and basically build up my fitness......
as all know that im just eating and sleeping most of the time so i need to get my fitness in check..........
need to book my IPPT also thats one of the reasons why i need to buid up my fitness.......
i need to get GOLD for my IPPT so i can get $400 from the SAF................
i kinda got some people to run with me tml in school........
the first few steps in getting my fat ass fit just like the gd ol' dayz........
anyways got nothin much to say today so see u guyz around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, December 25, 2005
3:00 pm

sup pple!!!!!!!
i fucking hell hate christmas man..............
i was in town last nite and man i really regretted making the decision to meet my friends in town cuz it was fucking packed man!!!!!!!!!
wad the fuck is wrong with Singaporeans nowadays ah?
cheebye kias man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there were people spraying some kind of snow shit all over the place and man i was pretty pissed at them.... thank god no one had the ballz to spary at me otherwise it would have given me a good enough reason to break some motherfuckers head man.............
anyways went to town last nite and met some good friends and one of them just booked out man.........
hahahahahah.......
MON ORD OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kinda hung around town for a while then went down to bugis to eat man.........
after eating a fellow good friend of mine was like wanting to play 'Maximum Tune' some dumb ass arcade game and we were like fuck it man.......
after dinner went down to Beat Merchant to meet the rest of the dudes................
there was another of my friend who just out...........
INN ORD OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL...............hung with them for a while talking cock and stuff cuz they were there jamming......
after that i, shariq and ewick left the group to head home man and thank god that the trains last night extended their timings to 1 am man..............
well, that was how i spent my fucking christmas eve............. and now lets talk about how i spent my christmas......
mainly i only got 2 words to say, 'At Home'!!!!!!!
thats how i spent my christmas........
shitty aint it but bo pian mah...............
bo lang cio eh........
so lampha pa lan.........
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE I FUCKING KNOW MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see ya around soon.....

Friday, December 23, 2005
11:50 am

sup pple..........
so howz the preparation coming along for the christmas festivity?
fucking shiok aint it????
i believe that most have already done their fucking shopping and wrapping of gifts......
fucking tragic that i cant celebrate it man..........
looks like another fucking boring day in CRM.....
wad am i gonna do for the whole fucking day?
at least i have compiled my poperpoint presentation and now left with nothin to do except to disturb ppple, smoke, walk around, meet friends or even read.....
the book i brought today is titled, "The Bear & The Dragon" by Tom Clancy, one of favourite authors.......
his books are all so fucking good man and it really keeps me occupied man..... the book i brought today depicts a scene whereby China declared a war on Russia....... its the second best book to read after the number 1 best-seller : Rainbow Six...........
i'm like half-way through the book man and i can daresay that it really takes me there at the frontlines of the Sino-Russia war......
to other matters.......
i need to cut down on smoking cuz im like about to die of lung cancer preety soon.....
SHIT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i did a fucking dumb thing today which is to bring my formal wear to school when there is no sharing session......
the reason is that i didnt know that there wasnt a sharing session and i couldnt call anyone from my stopover coz i dont have any of their numbers man.......
thats so fucked up man!!!!!!!!
by the way, ive got another riddle.......
it goes like this; a grandfather, grandson, father and son went fishing together.... they each caught a fish but they only brought home 3 fishes not 4...... can anyone guess y?
this is gonna make u pple out there scratch ur fucking heads and rack ur brains for the fucking answer.........
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
looks like i gotta go for my lunch break so see u later........

now im back from lunch but didnt eat shit man........
i just smoked and smoked and smoked.................
my friend aka Ah Heng gave me like 8 sticks man.......
i think its his way of wishing me 'Merry Christmas'......
well i dont really give 2 flying fucks about christmas man........
I HATE CHRISTMAS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the other thing im getting pretty awkward about is that whenever im like walking around school, my friends address me as 'Uncle Paul'..............
its like kinda making me feel damn OLD!!!!!!!!!
yeah i nnoe everywhere i go im like the oldest dweeb man and that sux.......
but my previous stopover at ARDC had soomeone who was wayyyyyyyy much older tham me cuz his age is l;ike late thirties or something........
so for once i felt young man........
LOL!!!!!!!!!
there is a christmas bug flying all over the place and man i hope i didnt catch it cuz I FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
the reason is that i had 2 breakups during christmas and it still hurts man.....
HURTS LIKE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, i think im gonna drown my hatred in a few bottles of JD i still have at home with some friends who think like me.......
by the way tml, i have this christmas celebration i have to attend at a friends house at orchard......
looks like i might or might not go coz im still undecided........
but hopefully if im going, i wish for the party to be a fucking success man.......
OH FUCK!!!!!!!
im supposed to get a present for the person i have to exchange gifts with and i downright forgotten about it man...........
I'M SO FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway, see u useless nincompoops around and have a 'Merry Christmas'..................

Thursday, December 22, 2005
9:51 am

sup mofos!!!!!!!!
looks like its gonna be another fucking boring day today..............
im gonna be stoned and rotting all day in CRM CC2.......
but thank god that i had foresight to bring a book along.......
the book i brought is titled: 'Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince'.....
ok fuck u guyz coz i know that u guyz are fucking laughing ur assses off.......
damn wad else could i read man.......
my friend just tested my intelligence and man i cant figure out wad the fuck is the answer......
the thing goes like this:

"A woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her. The bank manager said that the women's daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting. When the woman and her daughter left, the secretary turned to another secretary and said to her, 'That little girl was my daughter.' How could that be?" The End.


anyone one who can figure this shit out is a smart-ass.........
man, i couldnt figure this shit ouit initially but the answer is so goddamn fucking OBVIOUS.......
damn i got my IQ tested and i was scientifically proven to be a DUMBASS!!!!!!!!
is she keeps testing my intel like that i will be brain-dead very soon.................
AARRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
looks like today im gonna actually use my useless brain..........
anyway to happier news......
today is the day which i reserved for soccer only and man its gonna be a hell of a day today during soccer cuz a couple of my friends are playing their testimonial games today since the following week they are gonna start their IPP(Industrial Placement Program)........
so im gonna make sure that its gonna be a match that they will remember for the rest of their life man.........
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so long SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005
3:55 pm

sup pple........
today was not my good day man.......
i had to wake up like fuckin hell 6 in the morning just to get ready to go to camp and report for being AWOL for IPPT!!!!!!!!!!!
that sux man!!!!!!!
when i reported there, i had to endure a fucking long briefing on why it is necessary to report for the goddamn fucking IPPT.......
after that i had to wait for a fucking long time just to get order............
the fucker who was giving us the order was only a goddamn motherfucking 2Lt........
cheebye kia... i will never forget his fucking face.......
after that, i had to fucking rush to school man.........
thank god that my supervisor is fucking good otherwise i will be like getting fucked left, right and center.........
after reaching school i received a lot of comments on the type of dressing cuz i was wearing my smart-4 and pple were like wad the fuck man?
since most of the school fuckers didnt know the meaning of getting charged they assumed that i went for reservist........
HAHAHAHA!!!! bunch of dumbfucks!!!!!
now im in school bored to death and just fucking pouring my woes out man.........
thank god i have fucking superb friends otherwise ill be like fucked man...........
running out of ciggies too so i gotta budget myself and not be so generous with my fucking ciggies anymore otherwise ill be giviing out more than i smoke and spending lots of money in the process.......
the only thing i need right now is to get my sorry ass home to sleep man....
i have been deprived of sleep for the past fucking 3 weeks so now its time for me to lay back and snooze away........
the shitty thing about my stopover right now is the fact that i have no fucking block leave to enjoy and its seriously bugging the living shit outta me man...........
looks like its gonna be the longest 9 weeks of my goddamn useless life.......
at least the only comforting thing is that i have a good family i can rely on in times of need..........
see ya around soon motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!